Zone one, district by district, with the walking times attached
Twelve pages, each one about a piece of the middle of London that behaves differently from the piece next to it. They carry the real postcodes, the stations with the lines and the minutes on foot, the hotels companions are actually sent to, and an honest figure for how long an arrival takes at the hour you are asking about.
Nothing here is decoration. If a page says three minutes, it is three minutes, and if a district is slow to reach between seven and nine, it says so.
Mayfair
Green Park is about 4 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.
Piccadilly
Piccadilly Circus is about 2 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.
St James's
Green Park is about 3 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.
Soho
Tottenham Court Road is about 3 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.
Covent Garden
Covent Garden is about 1 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.
Holborn
Holborn is about 1 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.
Bloomsbury
Russell Square is about 3 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.
Marylebone
Baker Street is about 4 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.
Fitzrovia
Goodge Street is about 3 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.
Westminster
Westminster is about 1 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.
Central London
Oxford Circus is about 5 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.
W1
Oxford Circus is about 2 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.
The western half, W1
Mayfair between Oxford Street and Piccadilly, where the evening is planned backwards from the table. Soho, nine minutes across and open latest of all. Marylebone, a village that takes its last orders early. Fitzrovia, an hour ahead of everywhere else. Piccadilly itself, a corridor rather than a destination, eight minutes end to end. The whole postcode is summarised on the W1 page.
The eastern half, WC1 and WC2
Covent Garden runs on two clocks, the half past seven curtain and the quarter past ten spill. Holborn is a minute from two lines and the fastest door in this half of the zone. Bloomsbury is laid out on garden squares and keeps its voice down about twenty minutes from the noise.
The southern half, SW1
Westminster keeps hours nowhere else attempts, and a booking there is often made at half past nine for eleven. St James's is the smallest district on the site, built out of courtyards, three minutes from the Green Park gates. Above both of them, Central London draws the three postcodes together and gives the crossing times between them.
What every page carries
The postcodes, and what changes as the letters change. The nearest stations, the lines through them and the walk in minutes. Between four and six hotels, named because guests stay in them and for nothing else. The companions who reach that district quickest, drawn from On The Books. And a short set of questions the desk is asked about that postcode more than any other.
The figures never change from page to page. An hour opens at £250 everywhere in the zone, travelling inside Zones 1 and 2 is counted already, and the full ladder is on the rates page.
Tell us where.
We write the rest.
The desk is being read right now, by a person rather than a form. One line with the district and the hour is all it takes, and nothing is set until you say so.
- WhereYour hotel or flat
- WhenThe hour you name
- CompanionFrom the board
- Arrival20 to 35 minutes
- FigureQuoted in writing