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The Zone One Desk

Zone one, district by district, with the walking times attached

Outcall only From £250 an hour · 18+

Twelve pages, each one about a piece of the middle of London that behaves differently from the piece next to it. They carry the real postcodes, the stations with the lines and the minutes on foot, the hotels companions are actually sent to, and an honest figure for how long an arrival takes at the hour you are asking about.

Nothing here is decoration. If a page says three minutes, it is three minutes, and if a district is slow to reach between seven and nine, it says so.

Z1 Zone One 12 entriesWhere the desk reachesQuoted
W1K

Mayfair

Green Park is about 4 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.

W1J

Piccadilly

Piccadilly Circus is about 2 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.

SW1A

St James's

Green Park is about 3 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.

W1D

Soho

Tottenham Court Road is about 3 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.

WC2E

Covent Garden

Covent Garden is about 1 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.

WC1V

Holborn

Holborn is about 1 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.

WC1B

Bloomsbury

Russell Square is about 3 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.

W1U

Marylebone

Baker Street is about 4 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.

W1T

Fitzrovia

Goodge Street is about 3 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.

SW1A

Westminster

Westminster is about 1 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.

W1

Central London

Oxford Circus is about 5 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.

W1

W1

Oxford Circus is about 2 minutes on foot, and the whole district is inside the zone one arrival window.

02 Line 02

The western half, W1

Mayfair between Oxford Street and Piccadilly, where the evening is planned backwards from the table. Soho, nine minutes across and open latest of all. Marylebone, a village that takes its last orders early. Fitzrovia, an hour ahead of everywhere else. Piccadilly itself, a corridor rather than a destination, eight minutes end to end. The whole postcode is summarised on the W1 page.

03 Line 03

The eastern half, WC1 and WC2

Covent Garden runs on two clocks, the half past seven curtain and the quarter past ten spill. Holborn is a minute from two lines and the fastest door in this half of the zone. Bloomsbury is laid out on garden squares and keeps its voice down about twenty minutes from the noise.

04 Line 04

The southern half, SW1

Westminster keeps hours nowhere else attempts, and a booking there is often made at half past nine for eleven. St James's is the smallest district on the site, built out of courtyards, three minutes from the Green Park gates. Above both of them, Central London draws the three postcodes together and gives the crossing times between them.

05 Line 05

What every page carries

The postcodes, and what changes as the letters change. The nearest stations, the lines through them and the walk in minutes. Between four and six hotels, named because guests stay in them and for nothing else. The companions who reach that district quickest, drawn from On The Books. And a short set of questions the desk is asked about that postcode more than any other.

The figures never change from page to page. An hour opens at £250 everywhere in the zone, travelling inside Zones 1 and 2 is counted already, and the full ladder is on the rates page.

Last line of the evening

Tell us where.
We write the rest.

The desk is being read right now, by a person rather than a form. One line with the district and the hour is all it takes, and nothing is set until you say so.

Meeting slipZone one
  • WhereYour hotel or flat
  • WhenThe hour you name
  • CompanionFrom the board
  • Arrival20 to 35 minutes
  • FigureQuoted in writing
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