The index: twelve facts, and what each one is actually good for

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The index sorts the twenty eight names on On The Books by three things anybody could check across a table. The colour of her hair by daylight rather than by candle. The line of her figure in a coat that fits. The decade of adult life she is in. Twelve pages, and nothing in any of them that a reasonable person would call private.

They are for shortening a list, not for making a decision. Most women here turn up on three of the twelve at once, which is accurate filing rather than a small roster worn thin, and not one of the twelve tells you the thing that actually decides an evening. Her own page does that, and it is two clicks away from every entry.

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IX/01hairBlondesFour women hold this page, and blonde is a loose word for all of them. Cindy wears hers long and wavy. Nancy is golden, Nora honey, Thea caramel. Colour here is recorded as it looks by a window at...4 on the board IX/02hairBrunettesMore than half the list sits on this page, which makes it the least useful of the twelve for narrowing anything and the most useful for reading across. Brown covers a great deal: Vanessa is sandy...15 on the board IX/03hairRaven hairedSix women here have black hair rather than a dark brown that passes for it in a low room. Angelika, Danielle, Karolina and Milena wear it long and dead straight. Roxi wears it long and loose....6 on the board IX/04hairAuburn and redThree women out of twenty eight, which makes this the smallest page on the index and the one guests most often arrive at deliberately. Lea is auburn and waves without being asked. Luna is a dark...3 on the board IX/05silhouettePetitePetite here means the frame rather than the tape. Six of the seven stand under 165 cm, Tina at 158 being the smallest woman on the list, and the seventh, Tiffany, is fine boned at 169 rather than...7 on the board IX/06silhouetteStatuesqueThis page begins at 172 cm and ends, for the present, at 178. Nine women qualify, which is very nearly a third of the list, and every height on it was taken rather than reported. Violetta is the...9 on the board IX/07silhouetteCurvaceousTen women carry this page and they range from Rosa at 160 cm to Milena at 175, which is the widest spread of heights on any silhouette page here. The line is the classical fuller one, recorded by...10 on the board IX/08silhouetteSlim and slenderTen women stand on this page, six of them above 170 cm, which gives it the largest overlap with statuesque of any silhouette page here. The line is long and narrow rather than thin, and like every...10 on the board IX/09silhouetteToned and athleticFive women hold this page and the word is earned rather than applied. Tina runs and boxes. Laura runs along the river most mornings. Sonya and Nora swim and climb respectively, and Angelika plays...5 on the board IX/10ageEarly twentiesTen of the twenty eight are between twenty two and twenty four. The page is written about manner rather than about anything else: what somebody at that stage brings to three hours across a table,...10 on the board IX/11ageLate twentiesHalf the list is on this page, which makes it the largest of the three decades and the one guests arrive at without meaning to. Twenty five to twenty nine is the stage where most of these women...14 on the board IX/12ageThirties and beyondThe smallest page on the index and, by the account of guests who book here twice, the most underused. Nancy and Violetta are 30, Margo is 31 and Sonya is 32. All four have the ease of somebody who...4 on the board

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Four by colour

Blondes holds four, and the word covers each of them loosely: wavy, golden, honey, caramel. Brunettes is much the largest page here, fifteen women running from sandy balayage to a brown that reads black across a dim room. Raven haired gathers the six in true black. Auburn and red is three, the scarcest colouring on the list and the one a camera reports least honestly.

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Five by line

Petite is a compact frame rather than a number on a tape. Statuesque starts at 172 cm and stops, for the moment, at 178. Curvaceous is the fuller silhouette and slim and slender the long narrow one. Toned and athletic belongs to the five whose running, swimming or boxing shows in the way they stand in a doorway.

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Three by decade

Early twenties holds ten and late twenties fourteen, which makes it the second largest page on the index. Thirties and beyond is four. Every woman on this site is an adult and the age pages describe manner, conversation and what somebody has stopped bothering to pretend about, which is the only thing a decade is genuinely evidence of.

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What the index never changes

The figures, first. An hour opens at £250 whichever of the twelve pages brought you to her, and the ladder runs to £1,800 on rates. Nobody here is priced above anybody else and no page on this site exists for origin or for anything else the desk treats as her own business.

Nor does the index decide anything for Romilly. Send him a name from one of the twelve, or send him a sentence about the evening and let him put a name forward with a reason attached. Booking explains the four lines, and the reply comes back inside a quarter of an hour at any hour of the night.

Last line of the evening

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The desk is being read right now, by a person rather than a form. One line with the district and the hour is all it takes, and nothing is set until you say so.

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The index: twelve facts, and what each one is actually good for

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