Statuesque: nine women between 172 and 178 centimetres

Violetta, 178 cm, 30, sleek black hair, in from Belgravia in twenty minutes. Stacy, 176 cm, 22, near black brown, over from Chelsea in twenty. Milena, 175 cm, 25, black hair, twenty five from South Kensington. Karolina, 174 cm, 27, black hair, a Covent Garden resident. Samanta, 174 cm, 27, dark brown, Mayfair based.

Michelle, 173 cm, 27, dark brown, twenty five minutes across from Chelsea. Vanessa, 173 cm, 25, sandy brown with balayage, fifteen minutes in from Paddington. Angelika, 172 cm, 24, black hair, Mayfair based. Patricia, 172 cm, 28, auburn brown, twenty five from Belgravia.

Grand lobbies and long dining rooms, if you want the obvious answer. Mayfair holds two of the nine inside its own streets, and the walk from a Bond Street hotel to a table on Burlington Gardens takes about three minutes, which is the whole argument for booking somebody who lives there.

Central London suits the rest. Violetta starts on the Somerset House terrace and is four minutes from the Aldwych hotels. Michelle is a natural host in the Strand rooms and notices your glass before the waiter does. The Strand hotels sit three minutes from most of those tables.

Five of them are regular names for an evening with other people in it, which is the single most common reason guests arrive at this page. Michelle makes an evening look effortless and hands you the credit for it. Violetta is the name when somebody is being introduced. Samanta is expensive looking without a single obvious label on her.

The other four are booked for entirely different reasons. Stacy is composed at 22, which takes most people a decade, and takes late starts. Milena is honest that she is better across four hours than one. Karolina keeps to a curtain. Angelika times a Mayfair evening better than the applications on your phone do.

By hair the nine split four ways: Angelika, Karolina, Milena and Violetta are on raven haired, Michelle, Samanta, Stacy and Vanessa on brunettes, and Patricia on auburn and red.

By line, six of them appear again on slim and slender and two, Michelle and Milena, on curvaceous. Angelika is the only one of the nine also on toned and athletic. By decade, Angelika and Stacy are in the early twenties, Violetta in thirties and beyond, and the remaining six in the late twenties.

An hour is £250 here as everywhere, four hours £900, and the ten hour night £1,800, all of it printed on rates. Nothing on this page carries a premium for the height at the top of it.

Tell booking what the room is as well as what the hour is, because several of these nine will dress differently for a reception than for a dining room and would rather know. Or read the nine yourself first on On The Books.